Fight Club – You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
Machete – Machete don’t text.
Machete Kills - Machete don't Tweet
Lost Boys 2: The Tribe – When Corey Feldman uses his gravely
voice, that means he’s a bad ass.
Batman – Batman, the genius crime fighter who plans for any
possible situation, is capable of
designing a jet that can be shot down with a single bullet.
Mars Attacks – Still having 2 out of 3 of the branches of
government left alive ain’t bad.
Terminator Salvation – Nuclear explosions and radiation have
no effect on John Conner.
The Box – You probably shouldn’t press that button.
White Men Can’t Jump – While I own many of his albums and
consider myself a fan, I have never heard
Jimi Hendrix.
Men at Work – There is indeed something sacred about a man’s
fries.
Sleepwalkers – Corncobs can be deadly weapons.
The Great Outdoors – Hotdogs are made from lips and asses.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Wearing a trench coat and
fedora will provide the perfect disguise for any six foot tall anthropomorphic
reptile.
Apocalypse Now – Napalm smells like gasoline… and victory.
Harry Potter and the “--------------” – Hogwarts
doesn’t give a crap about the Houses of Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.
Star Trek: Into Darkness – Apparently the blood of Khan, a genetically
engineered super human, can heal any disease and raise the dead.
Star Trek: Into Darkness – Apparently Earth’s leaders had no
use for the all-curing and resurrecting blood of Khan and his genetically
engineered superhuman brethren and would rather send them floating off into
space in a cryogenic stasis.
Captain America:
The Winter Soldier - Gary Shandling is a bad man.
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