Jonny Prophet and I believe more movies should follow in the
footsteps of Snakes on a Plane and Back to the Future; simple titles that
easily summarize the film. So what other movies could avoid unnecessary
confusion by following this formula? Here are a few ideas:
The Legend of Bagger Vance = Magic “Black” Caddy
The Prestige = Vengeful Magician Showdown
The Spirit = Frank Miller’s Ego
The Fifth Element = French Star Wars
Face/Off = Violent Freaky Friday
The Crow = Dead Guy’s Magical Revenge
Hanna = Little Girl Killing Machine
Rat Race = It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World… Lite
Unstoppable = Train of Death
Gladiator = Spartacus
Shame = Michael Fassbender Sex Tape
Finding Forrester = ‘Black’ Good Will Hunting
The Expendables = Senior Citizens with Guns
The Expendables 2 = More Senior Citizens with Guns
Real Steel = Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots
Star Trek: The Motion Picture = Look at the Enterprise!
Who’s Your Caddy? = Crappyshack
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra = The Snake Eyes Show
Dredd = ‘Future’ Raid: Redemption
The Freshman = Ferris Bueller Meets Don Corleone
Watchmen = No Squid
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